Farting passenger forces plane to land

Not a headline you read everyday, but alas, it's true. A female passenger onboard an American Airlines flight from Washington DC to Dallas/Ft. Worth forced the plane to land in Nashville. Apparently the women was trying to cover up her body odor by lighting matches. Passengers smelled the burning matches and the plane was forced to land. All passengers were removed from the aircraft, along with their belongings and re-screened. Turns out a bomb sniffing dog found four struck matches. After confronting the women, she confessed she was suffering from a digestive problem and was trying to cover the smell. The passengers, minus one smelly lady, reboarded the aircraft and headed off to Dallas. The women apparently has been banned from flying AA for "a long time."