They're not just for safety

We all know about the safety briefing cards on airplanes. Well, here's a modified version:
Hmm... me thinks if this was the info on those cards more people would read them and not just use them for a place to stick their gum. There is an entire guide to inflight sex here, seems to me they should sell these on glossy card stock like the real deal. They'd make loads! Um... money that is.