The Flight

A Baptist minister was seated next to a Marine on a flight to
Memphis, TN.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Marine asked for a scotch and soda, which was brought and
placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a
drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen
whores than let liquor touch my lips."
The Marine then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,
"Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."