Fab 5...

Sitting on reserve you often find yourself doing too much of something (spending money), or nothing at all (constant sleep). Today, I have found out how to do both. I've been watching on Bravo a Queer Eye for the Straight Guy marathon. I've only seen a few episodes in the past, and have always liked the show. Today, I've seen three episodes so far, and god knows how many more before the Super Bowl starts. That's something you won't see everyday, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy and Super Bowl in the same paragraph.

Such is me. Carson Kressley, the blonde of the Fab 5 cracks me up. The things he says have me rolling on the floor, at least twice in every episode. During the marathon Bravo has been teasing the new season that starts February 17th. In the tease, there's Carson hiding under some blanket or curtain, and he comes out saying, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Drag Queen." I've seen the tease at least three times and it still has me laughing. Another shot: Carson wearing some gask man, holding away from him a jockstrap on a hangar and saying, "Luke, I have your jockstrap." Stupid, simple, and yet hillariously funny. (It may help to keep in mind when on reserve, flight attendants often lose all sense of reality.) He also takes simple expressions like, "What a difference a day makes," and says instead, "What a difference a gay makes." He's the one that definately keeps me watching. I can't wait to here what's going to come out of his mouth next.