Mad Libs on Diplomacy
Beth and I attended the Scholastic Warehouse twice annual half-price sale the other day. When I saw Mad Libs on the shelf, I just had to have one. I loved Mad Libs, and as it turns out, still love them! They are always a blast, especially when you get a little graphic with them. Below is such an example Beth and I created today sitting on the sofa. It made us laugh, and knowing the Shrub is in office made us laugh a little more. Get sucking, Jorge!
"One of the many chastity belts that the president wears, is that of the diplomat. Diplomacy requires sweet character and a delicious demeanor. Because the president will be meeting scrotums-of-state from many countries, it is important that he learns all there is to know about the huge cultrual differences between elbows. The president must observe the blue customs when sucking abroad. He may have to lick before kings and periniums; he may have to sit on the wet ground with his toes folded under him and eat with his balls; he may even have to speak in a foreign house. By observing the cars of other countries, the President sets a fast example for American ornaments who visit another star."
Endless happiness from Mad Libs! What fun. I've been very busy lately working on school stuff, as the semester is nearing an end... December 19. I have quite a bit to do, but it should be manageable. I am also working a lot through the beginning of this month as I am off December 17-31. That will be very nice! Beth and I plan to spend Christmas in Gardnerville with my parents... should be a lot of fun. We're looking forward to maybe squeezing in some skiing, too.
Going back to Bush, if any of you super left-wing democrats out there have not yet heard of MoveOn.org, you need to check them out. They are a fantastic group that is doing everything they can to oust Bush in the next election. There is just 11 months left until we vote for our next president, and I sure as hell hope it isn't Bush! I have not yet made a firm decision as to who I am voting for, but am studying the candidates carefully. One in particular is standing out so far, Howard Dean. If you'd like to learn more about him, click on his name. Also, click here to see Dean's blog, Dean Nation.
Beth and I attended the Scholastic Warehouse twice annual half-price sale the other day. When I saw Mad Libs on the shelf, I just had to have one. I loved Mad Libs, and as it turns out, still love them! They are always a blast, especially when you get a little graphic with them. Below is such an example Beth and I created today sitting on the sofa. It made us laugh, and knowing the Shrub is in office made us laugh a little more. Get sucking, Jorge!
"One of the many chastity belts that the president wears, is that of the diplomat. Diplomacy requires sweet character and a delicious demeanor. Because the president will be meeting scrotums-of-state from many countries, it is important that he learns all there is to know about the huge cultrual differences between elbows. The president must observe the blue customs when sucking abroad. He may have to lick before kings and periniums; he may have to sit on the wet ground with his toes folded under him and eat with his balls; he may even have to speak in a foreign house. By observing the cars of other countries, the President sets a fast example for American ornaments who visit another star."
Endless happiness from Mad Libs! What fun. I've been very busy lately working on school stuff, as the semester is nearing an end... December 19. I have quite a bit to do, but it should be manageable. I am also working a lot through the beginning of this month as I am off December 17-31. That will be very nice! Beth and I plan to spend Christmas in Gardnerville with my parents... should be a lot of fun. We're looking forward to maybe squeezing in some skiing, too.
Going back to Bush, if any of you super left-wing democrats out there have not yet heard of MoveOn.org, you need to check them out. They are a fantastic group that is doing everything they can to oust Bush in the next election. There is just 11 months left until we vote for our next president, and I sure as hell hope it isn't Bush! I have not yet made a firm decision as to who I am voting for, but am studying the candidates carefully. One in particular is standing out so far, Howard Dean. If you'd like to learn more about him, click on his name. Also, click here to see Dean's blog, Dean Nation.
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